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[always sad]

[diaryofakanemem]

Don’t do drugs, ladies and gents. 😂😭😂😭😂😭

[turtle94c]

“Whats your safe word?”

[diaryofakanemem]

That part had me weak 😂😭😂😭😂😭 

[paninimami]

“You think I’m in pilates?”😭

[trashg0d]

“watch ya fingers bootyhole man!!” Lmfaooaoaoaoooo

[quietly-islayem]

Lol i need to be his friend

[southernbitchface]

“Every strong man got a sensitive side”

[5unflwr]

Lmaooooooooooooooooo

[pussyprlnt]

“Ooo that’s cute”

[mysoulrunsdeep]

Bruh I love this dude! Why is he getting arrested and is there a link for us to send money to bail him out?

[always sad]

[always sad]

[vampireapologist]

i love hotels. when i walk through hotel hallways with their quiet walls and flat carpets and the smell of the chlorine from the pool i transcend space and time and find peace.

[always sad]

For Attractive lips, speak words of kindness. For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people. For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry. For beautiful hair, let a child run their fingers through it once a day. For poise, walk with the knowledge that you never walk alone.  People, more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed. Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you will find one at the end of each of your arms. As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands, one for helping yourself and the other for helping others

Sam Levenson
(via pre-party)

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